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The Biomechanical Canine: Steampunk Anatomical Art

The Biomechanical Canine: Steampunk Anatomical Art

Regular price $98.00 CAD
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  • Customize & Upload
  • Proof provided in 24 hours
  • Delivered in 1-2 weeks

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Within 24 HOURS you will receive your custom artwork to review and approve before it’s printed. If you aren't completely in love with the result, we’ll issue a FULL REFUND!

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Ever wondered what makes your dog tick?

Dive into the inner workings of your best friend with our "Biomechanical Canine Analysis." This unique, vintage-style anatomical diagram blends Victorian steampunk aesthetics with the hilarious reality of life with your pet.

Featuring the essential components of your best friend, including:

The Noxious Vapour Generator: For those... fragrant moments.

Dual Frequency Receivers: Specialized for detecting treat bags from three rooms away.

Salivary Condensation Trap: A must-have for the professional drooler.

Why you'll love it:

Unique Conversation Starter: A perfect mix of science fiction and canine appreciation.

Premium Quality: Printed on archival-grade paper with a matte finish for a true vintage feel.

The Perfect Gift: Ideal for pet lovers and lovers of steampunk decor.

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  • Built to last a lifetime

    Solid wood and archival paper made to never fade. Every piece arrives professionally finished, ready to hang.

  • Art That Tells a Story

    Celebrate your pet’s unique personality with a one-of-a-kind portrait that captures their spirit in every detail.

  • 100% Happiness Guaranteed

    Approve a free digital proof before we print. If you aren’t in love, we’ll fix it or provide a full refund.

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  • 1. Customize & Upload

    Choose your preferred size and frame, then share their name and a few favourite photos. Our artists will take it from there to capture their unique spirit.

  • 2. Review & Approve

    Receive a digital proof within 24–48 hours. Review the art and request any changes before we move to the final printing stage.

  • 3. Crafted & Delivered

    Once approved, your framed artwork is printed and shipped. It will arrive at your doorstep in 1–2 weeks, professionally framed and ready to hang.

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    Each order gets individual attention from start to finish. You'll love it!

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    Our products are made with museum-grade quality materials made to look great in your home.

  • FAST SHIPPING

    Once you approve your design, please allow 1–2 weeks for it to be shipped.

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Frequently Asked Questions

How do I upload my pets photo?

There should be an upload button to upload 1-3 photos of your pet just below where you choose your frame.

What kind of photo works best?

Quantity & Variety
For the best digital likeness, please provide 1–3 high-quality photos from different perspectives. Seeing your pet from multiple angles helps ensure every unique marking and detail is accurately represented.

Lighting & Angle
Clear, well-lit shots taken at your pet’s eye level in natural light work best to capture their true fur colour and features. Avoid photos with heavy filters, dark shadows, or blurry details that hide their expression.

Clear View
Make sure your pet’s face, ears, and eyes are fully visible and not obstructed by toys, hands, or anything else. If you can zoom in and clearly see the texture of their fur and the sparkle in their eyes, your photo is perfect!

Can I have more than one pet in a portrait?

Yes, you can request up to 2 pets in one portrait. Please note that our base price covers one pet. For each extra furry friend, there is an additional cost per pet added to the portrait.

Will I see a preview before it’s printed?

Yes. You’ll receive a digital proof by email for review before anything goes into production.

We don’t print until you’ve approved it or requested changes.

How long does it take to receive my order?

You can expect to receive your digital proof within 1-2 business days of placing your order.

Once approved, production and delivery typically take 1-2 weeks. You’ll receive tracking as soon as your order ships.

Do you ship internationally?

At this time, we ship within Canada and the United States.

We don’t currently offer international shipping, but it’s something we hope to add in the future.

What if my order arrives damaged?

If your order arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 30 days and include photos of the issue.

We’ll review it promptly and make it right.

What if I don’t love my artwork?

Before printing, you’ll have the opportunity to review and approve your proof. If something feels off, you can request adjustments during the proof stage before approving it for print.

Once approved, all pieces are final — but we’ll work with you during the proof stage to ensure it feels right.